I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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