I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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