what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
that may or may not have been my penis.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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