No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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