my text book just quoted the cookie monster
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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