The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
