You work out of a Hotel?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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