Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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