New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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