Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
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Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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