I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
