when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
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