He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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