Non-Jews are for practice
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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