I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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