I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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