Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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