She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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