4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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