I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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