Jerry, you need to find god
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
there's paper in my vomit.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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