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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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