No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
there is glitter all over my balls
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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