I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
you never un-have a 4some
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