I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
he thought i was a dude.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
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Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
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I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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