So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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