My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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