I want to make a zoo with you.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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