i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
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My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
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