Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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