Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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