Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
ttyl tear gas
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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