As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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