Is it because I queefed?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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