dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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