Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
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I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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