I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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