Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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