Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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