are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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