Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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