Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Randomize
