the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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