he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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