Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Randomize
