bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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