Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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