Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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