Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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