this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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