If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I look better un-naked...
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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