Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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