Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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