This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize